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Old Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies to come out in the past few years, this one, The Curse of the Black Pearl, is by far the best. The next two in the series are decent, but by the time movie four comes around, it’s beginning to lose its luster. Anyway, this one was a creative imagining of the adventures of the pirate ship The Black Pearl. It is based on a ride of the same name in a Disney theme park. And I have to say, considering such humble origins, it is a remarkable tale (then again, it’s got Disney behind it). It stars Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, Orlando Bloom as the blacksmith turned pirate, William Turner, and Kiera Knightley (I think that’s her name) as the governor’s daughter, Elizabeth Swann.


It’s a tale of swashbuckling pirates, cursed treasure, and cursed men. William Turner and Elizabeth Swann provide the romantic element to the story. There’s a bit of a clever preamble introducing the main characters and some of the tensions before the real action begins. Then, the Black Pearl, captained by Captain Balboza, lays siege to Port Royale (I think) the town where Elizabeth and William live. In her attempt to negotiate a cease-fire with the pirates, Elizabeth is captured and taken away with the Pearl. Shortly thereafter, William Turner, dissatisfied with the rescue efforts of the military under the command of Captain Norrington (another significant character), throws his lot in with Captain Jack Sparrow and sets off to rescue Elizabeth on his own. The adventures that follow are the stuff of legend and love.


There’s a great deal of lighthearted fun and comedy in this movie. Captain Jack Sparrow in particular provides a great deal of humor. Overall, there’s very little to complain about. The pacing is perfect. The humor is clean. The action is exciting. And the special effects are well-done. I’ve seen the movie a dozen or so times (I own it now), and normally, after so many viewings of a movie, I can usually pick out one or two logical flaws in the flow of the story. Not this one (at least, not off the top of my head). Everything fits together and flows very well. No glaring contradictions, and no gaping holes in the story line.


Anyway, I’ll give “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” four and half out of five stars. It might even be worth five stars, but I’ve seen it so many times it no longer holds any surprises, so that might be what’s holding me back.

Blog Tour Delay and Old Movie Review: Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Today was supposed to be another stop in my blog tour, however, there seem to be some issues with the hosting site of some sort. Hopefully, it will be resolved some time soon. In the mean time, I’ve decided to post an old movie so my readers have something to read.


Old Movie Review: Alice in Wonderland (2010)

What can I say? I’m so into fantasy, I even went to see “Alice in Wonderland” when Tim Burton’s version of the movie came out in 2010. I enjoyed it immensely, but I do have one serious misgiving. This was not a kid’s movie. On the big screen, between Tim Burton’s signature gloomy settings, the ferocious bandersnatch, and, of course, the dark and sinister jabberwocky, I think it was a bit much for an audience of young children. I think, lately, Hollywood has a tendency to forget who their target audience is. “Alice in Wonderland” should have been geared towards children; and it was not.


Regardless, it brought together a number of talented actors and actresses in the movie. Johnny Depp, of course, seemed perfect for the role of the mad hatter. I’ve never seen Mia Wasikowska before, but she did a remarkable job as Alice Kingsley. Helena Bonham Carter made a perfectly good obnoxious red queen, and Anne Hathaway made a decent white queen.


If we ignore the not-for-children aspect, this was an exceptional fantasy story. It tells the story of Alice Kingsley, daughter of a successful (but deceased) businessman. Alice has some difficulties fitting into the polite society of her time. When a young lord proposes to her, she feels beset by a host of issues, not least of all is what she really wants to do with her life. She takes a moment for her self to chase a strange coat-wearing rabbit with a pocket watch. She falls down a hole and finds herself in Underland, a world of magical potions, strange beings, and enchanted swords. This begins her adventures through the mysterious land which culminates in an epic battle between the forces of good and the forces of evil.


The special effects of the film were exceptional. The storyline was interesting, and most of the acting was superb. The drawback was, like I said, the movie was not made for the very young. And when I hear the phrase “Alice in Wonderland,” I normally think of the very young as an audience.


Anyway, I’ll give it four out of five stars. It would be four and half, if not for that one glaring flaw.