Monthly Archives: September 2012

Drasmyr Voted Book of the Month by LASR

As most of you know, I recently went on a blog tour sponsored by Goddess Fish Promotions. One of the sites on the tour, Long and Short Reviews: YA  (or LASR for short) gave me a five star review (which you can read here) and nominated my book, Drasmyr, for their Book of the Month contest. They just informed me that I won the contest.

 

I am quite pleased with this success and hope it portends good things in the future for Drasmyr.

 

Movie Review: The Expendables II

(Okay, so not only is this movie not fantasy, it’s not even sci-fi. Still, it’s my blog and I’ll review if I want to.)

 

I saw the original Expendables when it came out, so I knew what to expect when it came time for me to watch the sequel, The Expendables II. Big names of yesteryear, explosions, and gore. I was not disappointed. This movie has everyone and his mother in it: Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jason Statham, and a few other newer names. There was lots of explosions, lots of killing, and even a Chuck Norris joke by Chuck Norris himself. It was… amusing. I was gonna call it a blast, but the movie was just too silly to warrant that description. Of course, it never takes itself seriously. It was just old action heroes doing a remembrance film, or something like that.

 

One particularly memorable part was when Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger quoted each other. “I’ll be back,” … “Yippey kay yeah.” Classic. What else should I say in this review? I suppose I should summarize the plot: there wasn’t one. Okay, that’s not true. Basically, Sylvester Stallone (again, I don’t remember the names of the characters in this film… but the movie really wasn’t about character development anyway, so it’s a small loss) is the leader of a mercenary gang. They are sent on a “cakewalk” mission by their CIA contact Bruce Willis. But, of course, things go horribly wrong. One of their team is killed by Jean-Claude Van Damme and his gang of evil thugs (they are even Satan worshippers to boot… just to make sure you know they are really BAD). The thugs take off with some precious intel that will lead them to a large supply of weapons-grade plutonium. Angered at the death of their comrade, the good guys spend the rest of the movie tracking the bad guys to their center of operations. Chaos ensues. Blood and death everywhere. And guts galore.

 

The drawbacks: I was kind of disappointed by how little screen time Jet Li got. He was in the film in the beginning, then dropped out and was never seen again. Also, I would have liked to see more of Chuck Norris and Arnie… they were there, but only for a few minutes of screen time.

 

Anyway, the special effects were good. I could almost believe that guy really was decapitated by the sniper’s shot. Did I mention there was a lot of blood?

 

Okay, the summary: the plot was pretty standard action hero stuff. The amount of killing was pretty high. And the cast was in it largely for laughs. It was a fun time, but certainly not a cinematic masterpiece. But that’s okay, because it was never meant to be.

 

I’ll give it three and a half stars out of five.

Drasmyr Crosses 1000 Download Mark

It happened in the midst of my book review blog tour last week. Counting both Smashwords and Amazon (Amazon mostly), my book Drasmyr has been downloaded over 1000 times. Thanks to everyone involved, from the reviewers to the readers. I hope everyone who reads my book enjoys it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

For those interested, I am currently about two chapters away from completing the first draft of the next book. It will still need a lot of revision, but hopefully, I’ll be able to release it sometime in February 2014 (one year and a few months from now). That’s the plan anyway. Wish I could pump it out sooner, but books are a lot of work to write. And bouts of depression do not help.